No robots or dinosaurs here.

We ain't old farts and we don't have any of that "press 1 for something" crap to put up with. 


We're the accountants for UK tattoo artists and studios. Get in touch to see how we can help save you tax, time and stress.

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+ Call: 0808 2624242                           

Hate letters?

You don't even need to read the damn thing. Just pass it onto usmand we'll sort it out for you and take care of what it's asking for. Be as involved or a lazy as you want with stuff, we'll do it for you.



there's regular accountants and then there's us!

Not all accountants are the same. 


We understand the tattoo industry, inside out, top to bottom, front to back.

This means we know how best to help you with your accounts and taxes.

We get that you just want to draw and tattoo, you don't want to have to deal with tax and HMRC and all that other crap. 

Well we can do all that for you, leaving you time to do your thing.

Get in touch to see how we can help HERE.

Fines are d!cks

Late tax return? Well that could be £1500 penalty! (or more).

Late limited accounts? Well that could be £3000 penalty! 

ORfor from just £25 a month never get a penalty again!