THE SMALL PRINT
We hate small print. So we don't hide ours. Not that we really have any but just to avoid any confusion:
We aren't a charity. Don't pay us and we don't work for you. We're cheaper than penalties from the tax man so pay us not them.
Your letter of engagement IS NOT a binding contract. You can leave at any time and there are NO exit fees. 12 monthly fees=1 years accounts and tax returns and 12 months of help and advice. 1 month payment = 1 month help advice and 1/12th a set of accounts. No refunds.
When you sign up up you'll be asked to confirm you've read our standard terms and conditions of business. Download it here.
HOW TO SWITCH ACCOUNTANT TO US
1 - Do the steps 1-3 above
2 - Let us know who you're old accountant is
Stick the kettle one
THAT'S IT. We handle the whole handover process for you.
Like everything we do, we've made the whole sign up process as easy as possible for you, like ridiculously easy.
HOW TO BECOME A CLIENT
BECOME A CLIENT IN 3 EASY STEPS
1 - Sign our accountancy consent form.
It will list what we're going to do for you, for how much and from when. Simple.
2- Provide us with proof of address and ID, (Passport, driving licence, utility bill etc) This is a legal requirement that all (legit) accountants need. We promise we won't laugh at your embarrassing passport photos.
3- Set up a standing order or direct debit for our (low) monthly fees
Sit back, have a beer or a cup of tea and chill, your accountancy and tax is now looked after by Tattoo Accountants.
THAT'S IT. DONE. THAT SIMPLE! TAKES 5 MINS.