from only £29 a month

Our most popular option! Everything you need so you never have to worry about this stuff again.

Ideal for:

established artists

not running your own shop


  • ALL the awesome things above!!
  • All your HMRC registrations
  • self assessment tax return
  • profit and loss accounts
  • tax and NI calculations
  • All the help and advice you need!


Get in touch for a custom quote

Save some of the stresses and time of business by letting us help you out and keep your tax bills low

Ideal for:

shop owners/managers

BIG earners

limited companies


  • All the awesome things above!!
  • All your HMRC registrations
  • limited company accounts
  • corporation tax return
  • company annual return (and fee)
  • company payroll
  • ​VAT returns (if needed)
  • All the help and advice you need!

EVERY Monthly Package includes all of this:

  • ALL your HMRC, companies house and other correspondence dealt with for you, you don't even need to read it
  • Unlimited help and advice so you're never unsure on anything!
  • All your accounts and tax returns sorted
  • Your own personal dedicated account, get their direct email and number so you can pester them all you want
  • FREE bookkeeping system tailored for you, be it spreadsheets an easy to use file or a fancy online system
  • ALL HMRC and companies house registrations that you need sorted out for you
  • ​Regular reminders on any upcoming deadlines, payments or other sh!t that's needed
  • Advice on how to keep those tax bills low
  • Mortgage references, rent references, tax credits and any other form filling help you need
  • Whatever else you need help with (within reason, we're not painting your house or walking your dog)

We're the accountants for UK tattoo artists and studios. Get in touch to see how we can help save you tax, time and stress.

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+ Call: 0808 2624242                           


We keep prices low without sacrificing quality.   

Prices below can be used as a good guide of our fees but we'll tailor them to you.

​No obligation, no hard sales, no hassle Contact us and we'll give you a custom quote.

one-off fees

Got some old tax returns needing done or just want one off work? Best to get in touch for a quote and see how we can help.